horse-feces:

twerks-of-being-a-wallflower:

davestrjder:

“haha 420 blaze it” i chuckle as i light another vanilla scented incest

vanilla scented incest

br000t:

se4h4ven:

toxic-ponies:

how are middle schoolers sexually active I wasn’t even socially active

I’m still not socially active 

I’m not even active

shavingryansprivates:

hannabarbarian:

basketball is so stupid like okay cool you can breathe in poison gas for 20 minutes and then die what’s the big deal

i don’t think that’s how you play basketball

(Quelle: dysphoriadaughter)

snowllux:

snowllux:

when you search corpses of people you worked hard to kill and they don’t have any money 

I FORGOT TO MENTION I’M PLAYING A GAME OMG

vivalaausten:

greydelisle:

The kid behind me at Starbucks got way too excited about the last pumpkin muffin….so I ordered it.

insanitysquirrel:

sodamnrelatable:

It falls off and your desperately trying to put it back when you feel someone watching you and you’re all like:

Then the saleslady looks at you like:

 

I’m the sales lady that looks at everyone like this.

(Quelle: swiftjam)

tardisity:

The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.