Last post on this blog.
Last post on this blog.
Moved to a new blog. It’s survivalcomplex
This one is being deleted soon.
If you still want to follow me (I’ll follow you guys back), I am over at survivalcomplex
I am 27.
in ten years time theres going to be a whole generation of emotionally unstable adults with glasses and back problems who can type 100+ words per minute
So today I found out these are what Americans called ‘Smarties’
But these are Smarties
Those American ‘Smarties’ are Fizzers
Wake up America
What the fuck are fizzers
You’re both wrong those things are Rockets
Open your eyes America and the UK
I thought Smarties were made in Canada. I’m so confused.
The candy companies are fucking with us.
roses are red, white, pink, purple, and orange. violets are usually purple, not blue. you’ve been lied to.
only northern hemisphere kids will get this joke right now: winter
talk about placed advertising
The Lord of the Rings Meme | ten scenes (2/10)
Farewell to Lórien.
This is my favorite fucking scene.
If you’ve read the Silmarillion, you know who Fëanor was. If you don’t, Fëanor was the dickhead who created the Silmarils: three indescribably beautiful and magical jewels that contained the light and essence of the world before it became flawed. They were the catalyst for basically every important thing that happened in the First Age of Middle Earth.
It is thought that the inspiration for the Silmarils came to Fëanor from the sight of Galadriel’s shining, silver-gold hair.
He begged her three times for single strand of her beautiful hair. And every time, Galadriel refused him. Even when she was young, Galadriel’s ability to see into other’s hearts was very strong, and she knew that Fëanor was filled with nothing but fire and greed.
Fast forward to the end of the Third Age.
Gimli, visiting Lorien, is also struck by Galadriel’s beauty. During the scene where she’s passing out her parting gifts to the Fellowship, Galadriel stops empty-handed in front of Gimli, because she doesn’t know what to offer a Dwarf. Gimli tells her: no gold, no treasure… just a single strand of hair to remember her beauty by.
She gives him three. Three.
And this is why Gimli gets to be an Elf Friend, people. Because Galadriel looks at him and thinks he deserves what she refused the greatest Elf who ever lived—- and then twice that. And because he has no idea of the significance of what she’s just given him, but he’s going to treasure it the rest of his life anyway.
Just look at that smile on Legolas’s face in the last panel. He gets it. He knows the backstory. And I’m pretty sure this is the moment he reconsiders whether Elves and Dwarves can’t be friends after all.
Everyone look at this great fucking post
I actually drew this about a month ago, (just had to edit it for my new url) so it’s a bit late but for any Pokemon fans out there, here you go!
Using y = mx + b to measure the slope of that ass
Mathematically incorrect. Unless the ass was linear, but that’s biologically incorrect. You’d probably wanna use something like y=ax^2+bx+c because the ass is a second degree polynomial curve.
did you major in booty math